Anyone can tell you, I’m the Queen of Impatience.
Slowness annoys me. Waiting is the invention of the devil. And don’t even get me started on the hell I go through when I have something on pre-order. (I KNOW IT’S NOT AVAILABLE YET BUT YOU’VE TAKEN MY MONIES SO GIMME!)
So knowing I have wait until January 2015 to share the story I’ve been working on for three years is a special kind of hell.
But I’ll find a way to endure, even if it’s with a type of twitchy anticipation that will make people believe I have a rare neurological bouncing-disorder. (B.O. for short.)
As the months count down, I apologize in advance for the times I will do this:
And sometimes, even this:
Even though I make no promises, I’ll try to keep my B.O. to a minimum. Forgive me in advance if I’m not always entirely successful.
In the meantime, please accept my extensive and vaguely inappropriate smooshings.